South Park: Phone Destroyer™

South Park: Phone Destroyer™

By Ubisoft

  • Category: Games
  • Release Date: 2017-11-09
  • Current Version: 2.7.5
  • Adult Rating: 17+
  • File Size: 118.02 MB
  • Developer: Ubisoft
  • Compatibility: Requires iOS 9.0 or later.
Score: 5
From 124,263 Ratings


All those countless hours spent on your phone have been preparing you for this moment. Fulfill your destiny and become… THE ULTIMATE PHONE DESTROYER! From South Park Digital Studios comes a real-time battle game like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Take on Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all out mobile mayhem! South Park: Phone DestroyerTM brings you iconic South Park characters, action packed real-time strategy, exploding PvP battles, trademark South Park humor and collectible cards in a perfect mix that’s spicier than Cartman’s chili con carne. Assemble the ultimate team of cowboys, wizards, cyborgs and more and get ready to crush your opponent! FEATURES - A whole new South Park experience with new and twisted versions of iconic characters like Stan of Many Moons, Cyborg Kenny, Ninjew Kyle, Grand Wizard Cartman… and many more! - Beat down opponents in real-time PVP battles. - Experience a huge single player story written in collaboration with South Park Digital Studios. - Collect and upgrade over 80 unique cards featuring all-new, beautifully rendered designs. - Join a team and boost your decks by sharing cards with your teammates. - Customize your hero to be the most badass looking kid on the block. - Witness Randy cross-dressing in new and exciting outfits. - Kill Kenny.



  • Good game, poorly handled

    By quak89
    The game play is great. The decisions made on the business side of things are not. 1) daily deals cost 20 for a legendary card, 5 for an epic, and with the new rebalance these are the cards you need MANY copies of to be competitive. 2) when they rebalance power levels of cards, they offer no period of recouping your upgrade costs, so essentially the last few months you spent are wasted. I find myself now losing to low level people because I pooled my resources into high level cards, and nothing into what the community found to be subpar cards. If I kept playing, I could upgrade the new good cards eventually but they’ll just nerd them again and you can see how this would be a pain. 3) matchmaking is awful. Even before the rebalance, I’d get matched up against people I had no chance of winning or people that had no chance of wining against me, regardless of skill. There is no incentive to be a high rank, so many people who want to save time lower there rank to get easier matches. This creates a coin flip sort of effect where it doesn’t feel like the player is in control of their fate.
  • Awesome and adictive

    By Titiagoras
    If you like Southpark you will enjoy this game
  • Needs a ton of work

    By Mrguitarguy
    Update: I decide to give this game one more chance, but now the lag one the servers is so bad that at times you’ll kill enemy characters but they’ll immediately respawn because the lag is so bad the game can’t keep track of what’s going on. Other times your characters will just get stuck and do nothing so that they stop moving while others keep going like normal. This makes the pvp aspect of the game impossible to play. Also there is limit on the lockers you can unlock if you win pvp matches. They don’t want you to be able to continue without paying, so they cap what you can receive in a time period. This is simple unethical. This game is fairly fun, but the new pvp tourney is stacked against newer players. This makes it frustrating and the game tries to get you to pay to rejoin the tourney if you go out. It’s a bad system. The previous systems were much better and seemed to pair players more evenly. This new version really pulls the game down and makes interest wane. I’ll probably be moving on from this game if this is the route their taking since it clearly puts an huge emphasis on higher powered decks which would require countless hours of grinding, or their desired effect of paying auto win.

    By Asrielus
    My autistic son spent $500 on in-app purchases on this game in less than 1 month! After kindly asking for a refund, nothing but crickets... This app takes advantage of the vulnerable and the developers apparently don't care if they rip off kids that don't have the capacity to know any better. Shame!
  • Unplayable

    By jcm463
    DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS GAME. I am at the legendary leaderboard and I can’t even win a match anymore. All these losers that pour money into the game get an edge over sensible folks who like to keep their extra cash or use it for something more noble like charity. This piece of crap, scam of a game is no longer playable. It is impossible to play this game and win and any progress made on upgrading my cards is made irrelevant compared to the over powered cards used by people paying to win this trash game. I want this game removed from existence.
  • Unbalanced Whalefest

    By Malren_Strider
    This game is unbalanced in the extreme. While generous in its free card packs, unless you spend money on the game you will not be able to climb the pvp ladder very far as a F2P player. The matchmaking in this game is very poor as well, often putting you against players that are considerably stronger than yourself. This I believe is by design though, as the frustration of constantly losing is intended to encourage you to spend money. While the humor in the game is well written it is not a good game.
  • Too many crashes

    By #octo#
    The app crashes every 20 min.
  • Thanks for the free game and extra thanks for not having ads everywhere

    By Lebeesknees
    One of the few games with no advertisements! I’ll keep it for that reason alone but for whatever reason my pvp gameplay also lags consistently. For this reason I’ve tended to play it less and less, but at least I don’t wait for ads between every step like other games.
  • Great game one problem

    By Taconomous
    I had this game in 2017 but sadly I had to delete it because it would take way to long to load. Great game though whenever I was able to play.
  • No longer fun to play

    By keebie
    I had been around since they game started and ranked around 3000 in legendary. With the recent changes the game is no longer fun to play. Making cards that you have stuck considerable time and resources in to have now been neutered and useless. Getting kicked in the balls repeatedly is not fun. I have deleted this game and moved on. I suggest others to do the same.